Prelogue

Once upon a time, in the real world, one man woke up at 6.35 AM. He thought he'd follow his routine as usual and got ready to get to work. He then read the newspaper for a while and had his butter and toast. He then locked up his house as an ordinary honest god fearing normal man would and walked onto the street.

Promptly a bus hit him.

This blog is not a tribute unto him.

Some other time, another man woke up at 6.35 AM. He thought he'd follow his routine as usual and got ready to go to work. He then read the newspaper for a while and had his butter and toast. He then locked up his house as an ordinary honest god fearing normal man would and walked onto the street.

He reached his office.

This blog is not a tribute to him either.

Some OTHER time, a man woke up at 6.35 AM in the morning. And he thought, life sux... people make fun of me, nobody listens to me and if i get philosophical people ignore me. So what if i wear glasses, comb my hair carefully and pour oil liberally in my head to make it stand down. I dont need to go through this, he says, and promptly as all nerds,geeks are apt to do, gets on the net. There he's a cool dude, with macho biceps and cool glasses and all chicks fall for him. But this guy is still not satisfied. So what does he do. He's got a lot of money, and he knows to earn a lot of money you need lots more money. Thinking that there are other losers like him, he decides that people need more than a soapbox on which they can preach onto others. They need a platform, and so promptly he makes the world's first blog page.

It goes. "Everybody in the world SUX!!!"


This is a tribute to him.

Millions of people go all day thinking that they cant spout their nonsense to others without being made fun of. And with good reason! They'd do the same thing!!
And so they ALL got down to blogging... and we have an opinion on everything from how Saddam Hussein's moustache is not trimmed correctly to why Pokemon are cute and upto why walking naked to the office should be allowed and why girls should have the first preference in that field.

And so, with great pride, I enter the same domain.